Holnap a Hancu kiteszi majd a temérdek Photoshop Phriday moziplakátot, előre mondom már megint van egy rakás kedvenc, hujuj.

Viszont most a “készülő” wow mozi lesz a téma, 3 szóban foglald össze, milyen Raimisztő dolgokat (©Hancu) szeretnél a 90-120-150 percbe.

Pölö: Az én wow-mozim legyen: fejszés, orkos, belezős.

Esetleg: Nekem ilyen wow múvi kellene: gnómtalan, elftelen, embertelen.

Nos? Majd a végén egy wall of textbe sűrítjük az összes javaslatot angolul aztán elküldjük a Blizzardnak. Ilyet akar a hun wow player, punktum!

Dear Blizzard

The next list contains all requests from Hungarian wow-players about the “must-have” features we would like in the upcoming World of Warcraft Movie:

Races, full-cgi, lore, No-Uwe-Boll, 300, blood, elves, sex, nudity, No emo’s land, Arthas, Illidan, Sargeras, Rated-for-16+, _Scarlett_Johansson_ plx, exciting, more lore, Azshara, Sargeras, dragonz, BIG SAMUHAMMERS, Thrall-Jaina relationship, more Thrall, not-another-teen-movie, no-paladins-please, full with gnome blood, HORDE, evul allies, WOW-trilogy, take-your-time-and-do-it-well

- Breath -

Epic, legendary, slow-motion, m0re l00re, still-16+++, swordfight, a-little-bit-more-sex, in cosplay, Old gods, forsakens, Undercity, Vin Diesel pwns Thrall, scourge, Barrens, Green Goblins, when-it’s-done, lesbian thai twins, bloody lore, 1337, Conquest-of-Gnomeregan, Rhonin, Draguns, Varian Wrynn, some named dorf like Magni Bronzebeard, can’t get enough of Thrall, Orcs, warlocks, Ragnaros, Leeroy with Jessica Alba, Chuch Norris as Saurfang, orc beauties, UD IQ test, troll-literacy, 130 minute, RETARDINS, MAGEZ, 300 fighters, fear-breaks before time, For-TEH-HORDE!, Jaina-Wrynn-Gnomes threesome, 4 aspect (moar dragonz!), Malfurion, Demonsoul, L[]re, Arthas, Muradin, MURLOCS, ARGAMEDDON, ZIMMER, many-casting-effects, action scenes, historical stuffs, SPARTAAA, Orc spellcasterz, Bloodelves, meh-need-some-Paladins, MUST-BE-EPIC, thrilling, Azeroth, gnomes, DeathKnights, more warlocks, Dolph Lundgren as Arthas, Sylvester Stallone as Thrall, Bubble+HS

- Second Breath -

Orc main character, Sargeras & Co, bubble Spooner, Rated for M, spectacular, tauren-gnome relationship, UD powah, lore-lore-lore, lot’s of bloody computer tricks, bullet-time (with blood), goats, banhammers, less HORDE, more Allies, more gnomes, Hans Zimmer, more kewl then LOTR, crazier then Joker in The Dark Knight, colorful scenes like in 300, easter eggs, Battlestar Galactica (WTF?!), Uwe Boll as deadmeat, Danny DeVito- Gnome/Dorf, Meg Ryan – Bloodelf, AND-VOALA-SMASHIN’, Tempest Keep, Magister’s Terrace, Kael’thas Sunstrider, battle scenes, sexy female actress, allince-centered, SAURFANG, Blizzard-soundtracks, no vampire’s plx, Terenas King, Sylvanas Windrunner, durids, COW durids, fights, Crasus, HEROES, peace, death, slice&dice, Jack Black as an Ork, loong bloody creamy, fear-do-break-before-time, mechanognome, Mimiron, 18+XXX, no love story plöx, south sea goblins, MURLOCS!, Holy light vs. Scourge, mages, cool soundtrack, Jourmungar worm, one more worm, C’thun, Neil Patrick Harris, epix, Mega Fox winz, epic duel between two female character, Thailand, twins, XXX, just-be-good, Illidan-Arthas-Gnomes, Ashbringer, Bloodelves, Evil wins, Emerald Dream, F*cking great effects, f*cking epic battles, f*cking cool heroes, Sunwell, Keel’Jaeden, Keel’Thuzad, counter-strike, no happy ending, Warcraft 1-2-3, Alexander, Skarsgård for Arthas, Icecrown, no Lag, betrayal, nose picking tauren, warcraft, Arthas gets owned, final battle, CHOO-CHOO-TRAIN, dead gnomes, more dead gnomes, eternal conflict, For the Pony!, dark, corruption, death, final battle of Azeroth, Naked Megan Fox, Mia Rose, coherency, 200+ minutes, UD storyline, alcohol, warcraft 3 last level, STRIKE NOW HEROES!, MC raid, Death & Agony, Lvl80 ETC, anti.demon, bloodelf-killin’, Epic like Iliad, tragic like All Quiet on the Western Front, fantasy like LOTR, heesh, Jormungar, 150-minute long Arthas speech, after that loading screen, no modern bitches, Epic fight, Shammy power, goblin female hero, epic murloc invasion, gud-spells, gore, vrykuls vs. dragonics, gnome kamikaze pilots vs. frostwyrms, tragic death, Burning Legion, PVP PWNAGE, You are not Prepared!, Varian kills Garrosh, rogues, lots of spells, 50%+ of allies dies, saving the world, tauren hero POV, Peter Jackson, watchable with a girlfriend, Megan Fox – Tyrande, BIG SWORDS, dancing trolls, forum trolls, F1 on shimmering flats, NE stripdancer, warglaive, LEGEN – WAIT FOR IT – DARY, bruce willis’ singlet, Chuch Norris’ roundhouse kick, black humor, epic-and-bloody-but-not-without-any-emotion, imps, succubuses, felguards, taurens, IN TEH MOUNTAINS!, Divine Shield, Arathi Basin, Mace stun proc, Shadowpriest, sparta-was-merely-a-setback, orcs vs. humans, 40 gnome engineer, Caverns of Time, Get out from the fucking fire, Frostmourne, T6, Argent Crusade, Titans, Blood & Thunder, Quel’dorei elves, Lot of Laughin’, Loading Screens, Questlog Is Full, No More Noobs. PUG, Dine in Hell, You no take candle, piromaniac goblin

Aaaaaand

GHRLRGRLRGLGLGLGLRLRLGLGLGLGLGLGLLGGGLL! <3