April 13th, 2009 by Attila1234

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[Killzone’jaeden]: …and that’s how I spent three weeks selling fire extinguishers in Gnomeregan.

[theLichKing]: Hahaha! Oh man, in context it makes perfect sense.

[Killzone’jaeden]: So on a completely unrelated note

[Killzone’jaeden]: When are you planning to get off your ass and help us out with some Burning Crusade action

[theLichKing]: Man, I already told you

[theLichKing]: I don’t do that shit anymore

[theLichKing]: I’m all about the freezing. It’s, like, the _opposite_ of burning.

[Killzone’jaeden]: Please

[theLichKing]: No

[Killzone’jaeden]: Please

[theLichKing]: NO! Dude if you can’t let this go, I’m logging off right now.

[Killzone’jaeden]: Man what is your deal…I don’t see why you can’t crusade just a little

[Killzone’jaeden]: Start the occasional bonfire

[Killzone’jaeden]: Light a scented candle once in a while…every tiny bit helps

[Killzone’jaeden]: Why won’t you serve me?

[theLichKing]: You mean aside from the hideous, horrific torture?

[Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah besides that

[theLichKing]: Ok look. The whole Burning Crusade is stupid.

[Killzone’jaeden]: Why?

[theLichKing]: You have no endgame.

[Killzone’jaeden]: *cough*DestroyEveryLivingThingInTheUniverse*cough*

[theLichKing]: Ok, then what?

[Killzone’jaeden]: Then I dance on Aegwynn’s corpse.

[theLichKing]: Um…ok. Then what?

[Killzone’jaeden]: Well, I’m going to be doing that for a pretty long time.

[Killzone’jaeden]: Like, three years.

[Killzone’jaeden]: I plan to really make the most of my corpse-dancing potential. I have sort of a gift, you know?

[Killzone’jaeden]: Plus Aegwynn is *such* a bitch

[theLichKing]: THEN WHAT

[Killzone’jaeden]: Dude, I dunno

[Killzone’jaeden]: Cross-stitch?

***User “Sindragosa1337″ has entered the chat.***

[Sindragosa1337]: wh4t 1s up p33ps

[Sindragosa1337]: i h4ve a ?

[Sindragosa1337]: lets say hyp0theticaly, youd slaught3r3d somewhere in the neighborh00d of… lets say… 1,200 dwarves

[Killzone’jaeden]: Been there.

[Sindragosa1337]: and it was m3ssy

[theLichKing]: Done that.

[Sindragosa1337]: and now j00 cannot get t3h blood off ur talons

[Sindragosa1337]: r3commend a cleaning pr0duct for this hypothetical situation pl0x

[Killzone’jaeden]: Dwarf blood is notoriously difficult to remove. I recommend soaking in vinegar.

[Sindragosa1337]: o rly?

[Killzone’jaeden]: NOPE!

[Killzone’jaeden]: I WAS LYING! Vinegar will have NO EFFECT

[Killzone’jaeden]: See I DECEIVED YOU

[Killzone’jaeden]: Cuz I’m THE DECEIVER

[Killzone’jaeden]: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Killzone’jaeden]: *sigh* I have never known true intimacy.

[Sindragosa1337]: hey are j00 still cross-dress1ng these days?

[Killzone’jaeden]: Oh you know it.

[Sindragosa1337]: w4nt to borrow my l1pst1ck?

[Sindragosa1337]: i dont n33d it anym0re due to a lack of l1ps

[Killzone’jaeden]: Hells to the yes please.

[theLichKing]: WTF is wrong with you

[Killzone’jaeden]: I’m not actually going to wear the lipstick. I just say things like that because it’s liberating.

[Sindragosa1337]: hes r1ght

[Sindragosa1337]: break1ng d0wn stere0types

[Killzone’jaeden]: “I loved Sex and the City.”

[Sindragosa1337]: “i urin4t3 standing up”

[Killzone’jaeden]: Try it

[theLichKing]: NO

[Killzone’jaeden]: “I call up my friends just to talk.”

[Sindragosa1337]: “i h4v3 a genuine interest in the 0utcome of footb4ll games”

[Killzone’jaeden]: “I honestly believe that lavender and mauve are different things.”

[Sindragosa1337]: “burp1ng is rel3vant to my 1nterests”

[theLichKing]: I’m not pretending I’m a woman.

[Killzone’jaeden]: So just say something random then. It’ll make you feel better.

[theLichKing]: Ugh… like what?

[Killzone’jaeden]: I don’t know.

[Killzone’jaeden]: How about…

[Killzone’jaeden]: “At night, I look upon potatoes with lust in my eyes.”

[Sindragosa1337]: rofl

[theLichKing]: What does that even mean? That doesn’t mean anything.

[theLichKing]: I’m not saying that.

[Killzone’jaeden]: You don’t have to say it…just type it

[Sindragosa1337]: wh4ts teh harm

[Killzone’jaeden]: It’s just us.

[Sindragosa1337]: th3r3 is n0thing to ph33r

[Killzone’jaeden]: Do it

[Sindragosa1337]: do it

[Killzone’jaeden]: Do it

[Sindragosa1337]: do it

[Sindragosa1337]: d0 33t

[Killzone’jaeden]: You don’t even have to type it. Just copy and paste. “At night, I look upon potatoes with lust in my eyes.”

[Killzone’jaeden]: You *know* you want to.

[theLichKing]: FINE. Just to make you guys stfu.

***User “Kel’Thuz4d” has entered the chat.***

[theLichKing]: At night, I look upon potatoes with lust in my eyes.

[Kel’Thuz4d]: TMIgeddon

***User “Kel’Thuz4d” has left the chat.***

[theLichKing]: OMG

[Killzone’jaeden]: OMFG

[Sindragosa1337]: z0mg

[Sindragosa1337]: 3pic

[Sindragosa1337]: 3p1c

[theLichKing]: *WRATH*

[Sindragosa1337]: Th1s 1s a gr34t day 1n h15t0ry

[Killzone’jaeden]: Hey you should probably get that fixed by the way

[Sindragosa1337]: wh4t?

[Killzone’jaeden]: Whatever it is about your keyboard that’s making you sound like a fucktard

[Killzone’jaeden]: By confusing Arabic numerals with the effing Roman alphabet.

[Sindragosa1337]: its called 1337

[Killzone’jaeden]: What a coincidence

[Killzone’jaeden]: One thousand, three hundred thirty-seven is the exact number of dumbass script kiddies I crushed into oblivion yesterday.

***User “Kel’Thuz4d” has entered the chat.***

[Kel’Thuz4d]: *eyes LK uncertainly*

[theLichKing]: *eyes Kelthuzad uncertainly*

[Kel’Thuz4d]: We will never speak of it again.

[Sindragosa1337]: hey k3lly i have a ?

[theLichKing]: *sigh* To remove dwarf blood, soak in hydrogen peroxide then sacrifice a goat to Aule.

[Sindragosa1337]: 0h tnx

[Sindragosa1337]: but th4t wasnt my ? this tim3

[Sindragosa1337]: im just cur10us wh4t its lik3 to b3 a fightable b0ss

[Sindragosa1337]: im kind4 nerv0us

[Kel’Thuz4d]: ok remember when you died

[Sindragosa1337]: um yah

[Kel’Thuz4d]: imagine that, eighty times a day

[Sindragosa1337]: 0uch

[Kel’Thuz4d]: actually its not so bad

[Kel’Thuz4d]: its fun when raids wipe

[Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah and you can always tell which guilds are going to suck

[Killzone’jaeden]: Rule of Guild Names: The more awesome the guild name tries to sound, the more the guild sucks.

[Killzone’jaeden]: If I see, like, “Lords Of Chaos And Darkness”… done

[Killzone’jaeden]: “The Right Hand Of God”… they don’t even make it through the instance

[Killzone’jaeden]: But if I ever see, like, “Ain’t Misbehavin”

[Killzone’jaeden]: I’m like SHIT

[Sindragosa1337]: XD

[Kel’Thuz4d]: hey sindragosa have you seen anub’arak

[Sindragosa1337]: n0pe

[Sindragosa1337]: i think he h4s a l1vej0urnal though

[Sindragosa1337]: try se4rching the web

[Sindragosa1337]: haha get it “web”

[Kel’Thuz4d]: you cant be making fun of him just bc hes a spider

[Sindragosa1337]: y n0t?

[Kel’Thuz4d]: weve been over this…remember ur sensitivity training

[Sindragosa1337]: oh i am s3nsitive…dr4gons are a pr0ud peopl3 with a rich cultur4l heritage

[Sindragosa1337]: r4cism is a srs issue

[Sindragosa1337]: phylumism is just hil4rious

[Sindragosa1337]: “hey look at me im all cool, >8< spider pride”

[Sindragosa1337]: “oh no something larger than a golf ball”

[Sindragosa1337]: “eeek ~8~ spider squish”

[Kel’Thuz4d]: :-O

[theLichKing]: Hey show a little respect for diversity

[Sindragosa1337]: “hmmm a complex problem, let me solve it”

[Sindragosa1337]: “oh wait i dont have a prefrontal cortex”

[Sindragosa1337]: “guess ill just twitch like usual”

[Killzone’jaeden]: OMG

[Sindragosa1337]: wyrms before worms amirite

[theLichKing]: Not appropriate at all

[Kel’Thuz4d]: like seriously

[Killzone’jaeden]: We were just joking before.

[theLichKing]: The Scourge does not condone this sort of thing.

[Killzone’jaeden]: Or the Legion.

[theLichKing]: At all.

[Killzone’jaeden]: At all.

[Kel’Thuz4d]: dont hate

[theLichKing]: I’m out of here.

[Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah me too.

[Kel’Thuz4d]: 4 reals

***User “Kel’Thuz4d” has left the chat.***

***User “theLichKing” has left the chat.***

***User “Killzone’jaeden” has left the chat.***

[Sindragosa1337]: *looks around*

[Sindragosa1337]: Whose woods these are I think I know

[Sindragosa1337]: His house is

[Sindragosa1337]: Fuck it.

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