December 26th, 2007 by Hancu
Ultrakemény anyag következik, a Karácsony szelleme enragelt, és megszállta a Dirt Dogs klán két tagját, Barengert és Mirabelt, akik dalban mondják el:
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O Karazhan, O Karazhan
Your loot tables delight us.
O Karazhan, O Karazhan
Your loot tables delight us.
Your Epic drops make Mira gleam
Staff of Infinite Mysteries
O Karazhan, O Karazhan
Your loot tables delight us.
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Silenced Mage, useless in a raid
Casts no spells, so afraid
Wand DPS, is just as useless
Ground slam coming in 2.5 secs
Shame I popped my cool-downs,
Shame I popped my cool-downs
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Pew pew pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew WIPE
Pew pew pew WIPE and Pew pew pew WIPE
Feigning and vanish, watch the mage run
Now the copse run has begun
What do you mean by
Watch my agro
I thought I was the tank.
My wow time is a swell time
To waste my life away
Its Qyu’s Pew pew pew
Its Lu’s Pew pew pew
It my Pew pew pew WIPE
Yeah
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Orcs infesting Lower Blackrock Spire
Gruul just hit 37 grows
Our XP bars can’t go any higher
No matter what we slay or where we go
Noooobody knows how long until the expac shows
And so we just fight and fight and fight
But it’s okay, there’s content left to go
So keep that Crusade a-burning bright!
We know that Arthas is on his way
He’s loaded with epics and coming to stay
And every mark of the wild’s rank will rise
When the level cap finally meets its demise
And so I’m offering this simple praise
To Dogs who raid the whole year through
Although it’s been said, many times, many ways
Gratz and well played, to all of you.
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O Holy Knight, Your plate is brightly shining.
To heal and cleanse the DPS and the tank.
Let’s prepare to fight, We’ll buff the raid with blessing,
Till we’re complete, with the flasks that we drank.
A B-O-P, a squishy mage rejoices,
a Flash of light, the keyboard has now worn.
Cast and cast again, to heal without more choices,
O knight divine, a spam bot has been born.
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I’m dreaming of a Winter Veil
Just like the one they had last year.
With the snow balls flying, and raid bosses dying,
To reveal, tiny Santa hats
I’m dreaming, of a Winter Veil
With every lowbie horde I pwn
I smile and think back, to those Red Ridge attacks,
And muse, Revenge is best served cold
May your Loots, be Purple and L33t
And may all your Winter-Veils be white
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Halt! the harried raid leader screams,
Stop DPS the tank is down.
Drop aggro and wait for threat,
Let Brendan regain control.
Ok, ranged dps can begin
melee should head on back in;
He’s almost at 10%,
Pull out all the stops!
Hurry! burn all your cooldowns
Gruul is down, once again!
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All my Pots are made, I’m ready to go
I’m terrified, It’s got to show
Stam gear’s got to hold, or I’m sure to die.
Cuz Gruul is waitin, he’s down the hall
Maulgar is yellin, I’ve seen it all
“Run from the king of Outlands” he starts to cry…
So buff me and pray for me!
Please take Salv. off of me
Heal me like you’ve never healed before…
Cuz I’m tankin, for the first time
Don’t know if my nerves will unwind
Oh Babbs, I feel your pain
Now I know now Sachick feels
It’s kinda crazy living Heal to Heal
Already I feel my repair bill is getting high….
Every hit I take, Mirabell cringes
Aggro is good, a first for mages
One little arcane shot, and I’m meat pie
So buff me and pray for me
Please take salv off of me
Heal me like you’ve never healed before
Cuz I’m Tanking for the first time,
Ab-sorb-ing 10k at a time
Healers… I thank you so…
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